are you fucking kidding me?

i dont believe youre at home now and about to sleep.

maybe im too paranoid

but i used that excuse on like the last 5 people ive dated and i was out with other people.

i think youre lying.

if you havent caught on, im questioning how your day was and what youre up to and what youve been doing to see if youll admit it.

i already know you went out, i just havent posted on facebook so you wont know i know.

　

#maybe im just paranoid?  

Not sure if I should be mad or not.

okay, lastnight my boyfriend went out and ignored me for hours, but i let it slide because it was with friends he hadnt seen in a while.

but then again tonight he went to the movies and didnt tell me, and hes ignored me. I found out from his facebook.

Um hello, but im your GIRLFRIEND. If you arent gonna be able to talk, atleast tell me.

You always got mad when I didnt ask if you wanted to go out, but youre doing it to me.

And not gonna lie, it has me pretty paranoid because you didnt even mention it.

Atleast I tell you where im going and with who.

For all I know you could be out with some other girl.

whatever.

omg okay so i have to bottle feed the newborn kitten because its mommy isnt doing good at all and cant care for it

and after i bottle feed it

i have to rub its junk with a wet cottonball/qtip to make it potty

who wants to come help me?

it creeps me out

My foot hurts so bad and its swollen and its so painful to even walk on it ugh

going to lay down and watch tv and keep off of it so maybe itll stop hurting so bad

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-thiskills:

gave me the chills

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Anonymous said: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

-_- no.

just no. 

#typo